Hey guys! You'd better bet that I'm Honor with my blue bow!
Practice was INSANE today. Just got back.
First practice was in our third break-
So we start from scene four...
Tim: (tries to lift barbell-type object) Aah.. aah.. ASHOOMDRAMATIC! (drops it)
Mayor: Nick next!
Nick: I CAN DO THIS! (Tries to lift it) I.. Nick the First... will.. AAH! HELP! MAMA!
Honor: Itssssssss... TWO FORTY FI-IVE!
Andres: Wha.. wha... NOOOOO! (Tries to run out the door but slams into it) Ai ai ai ai AIIII!!
Honor: On the floor!
Mayor: Here's your prize! (Acts like he's throwing a cricket ball)
Jill: (snatches it from his hand) You need someone-
Nick: Do the chicken dance! (Starts doing it with the mayor)
Jill: JUST SPEND THE STUPID BLING!
Jill: (to Beauty) You are as ugly as... THE TUTOR'S FEET!
Tutor and Beauty: Hey!
Tutor: My feet are beautiful!
Beauty: I'm beautiful!
Jill: Both of you are the ugliest things I've ever seen!
So, Mrs. Dimitra has a preview of the dresses. Mine is not bad, just a medieval dress with frills,
I think everyone has seen Cinderella. The Fairy Godmother is dressed as Cinderella with a wand. But that's not the funniest part...
ANDRES WEARS WHAT THE PRINCE IN CINDERELLA WEARS!
(With a sash, of course!)
And later, after school,
Honor: Come dance the next dance, mister.
Beauty: Do I look like a man to you? Do you think I have a mustache?
Honor: You do have long hair, but I see your mustache loud and clear!
Beauty: [You insult me!] Well, I'll need to go talk to Anda!
Honor: (Facepalm) ANDRES! HIS NAME IS ANDRES! NOT ANDA!
Beauty: Aaaaaanywaaaayyyy... hair, shoes, dress, work.. yada yada yada.
Honor: This is my sissy friend, Ugly.
Beauty: AHEM, HONOR, my name is Beauty. Pleasure meeting you.
Andres: (Bows to Honor) Pleasure to meet you too.
Honor: You need to bow to the afro next to me!
Everyone is screaming,
Fairy's lines are going on.
Honor: You just gotta igniiite the liiight, and leeeet it shiiiiiine...
Fairy: (whispering) I decided to...
Honor: OWN THE NIGHT!!
Fairy: SHUT UP!
Honor: Shut your wings first!
Later later later...
The freeze scene after I'm crowned Queen of the Ball.
Honor: HANDS UP!
Fairy: SHUT up!
Honor is in an intoxicated position.
Fairy: Mis.. tracke... HA HA HA HA HA!
Fairy: (points at Honor) She's makin me laugh!
Honor: I'm just standing in the background! (Blows Fairy a raspberry)
Fairy: HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Another funny thing. Every time I type Fairy, it ends up either-
Because of auto correction!
Thats all, folks! HONOR OUT!